Beware

It was a normal morning. I was exhausted and did not want to get out of the bed, so I decided to take a shower to wake me.  The shower water was so warm and my hair was lathered up with shampoo when out jumped the scariest creature I have ever beheld!!  I have never been so scared in my life and I don't think I've ever screamed that loud before, either.  I jumped out of the shower and ran through the house to get the fly swatter.  I was back within a matter of seconds and luckily, the creature couldn't jump out of the shower because it was wet, so I hit him as hard as I could!  That was the end of him, but I have a feeling there are many more wherever he came from, and they are patiently waiting to attack me again when I least suspect it.  Beware of the cave cricket.